Saturday, September 12, 2009

The Decemberists - The Hazards of Love

Calling on past eras of pop, punk, & rock ’n’ roll, and subsequently varnishing the product with their own seasoned blend of baroque personality, which scavenges and prowls the musical palate like marauding pirates, the Decemberists have at last perfected the presentation of their theatrical music on The Hazards of Love.

The record flows with liquid fluidity from track to track as it follows the story of the heroine Margaret as she falls in love with William, a creature of an at-times serene but equally malicious shape-shifting forest of shadows. The plotline allows the Decemberists to play with the album structure, mixing metal distortion with folk sweetness, punk viscosity with baroque harpsichords and skilfully pulling it all off with immaculate ease. Consequently, the album doesn’t settle on any stable ground sonically, instead using the plot of the musical as its anchor. The resulting fluctuation in sound may prove frustrating for some listeners.

However, loyalty to their storytelling has allowed the Decemberists to create a number of stylistic musical themes which fashion the previously mentioned fluidity, crafting the album as a single entity. In the same stroke such song-to-song flow sacrifices the ability to have two or three outstanding tracks that act as hooks for the record, one exception being the dry, rhythmic ‘The Rake’s Song’, the record’s first single. This really is an album that the listener must consume from start to finish and not merely pick out the candy in the middle. The genius lies in the Decemberists’ ability to make the experience overwhelmingly enjoyable. Conclusion: a damn fine record. The musicianship is outstanding, the storyline intriguing and all delivered by the now-experts of fable music. The Decemberists have finally seemed to tap into that huge well of potential that was so visible on Picaresque and Castaways and Cutouts, and deliver a record so pleasurable and diverse the seventeen tracks can be played several times in an afternoon without losing their shine. Well fucking done.

Vinyl - The Beauty Of

I put a record on, a vinyl record. It’s Wolf Parade’s new album At Mount Zoomer.The needle protests as it is reluctantly dragged from its cradle and dropped carelessly onto the spinning black vortex below. As the speakers begin to crackle I log onto the Sub Pop website to access a digital download of the same album; my record came with a code that enables me to download the entire album for free since I bought vinyl. Sub Pop and many other labels are finding this to be the final key in aiding potential buyers to make the conversion from CD to vinyl for good.

My album is both spinning and downloaded. Before my eyes now lie the original and the artificial, the tangible and the digital, music in its earliest form befriending its contemporary replica after twenty years of being pushed to the limits of sonic evolution. I find it curious that dinosaurs and cyborgs can live side by side in this fashion and wonder what it is that has propelled our generation to pick up the vinyl record once again and behold it.

After being restricted to the domain of dance and hiphop DJs for so long vinyl has experienced a momentous comeback over the last few years, a comeback now snowballing as the variety of music available on vinyl increases and the price of the vinyl record – on average – has dropped. The market for vinyl has switched on.

The vinyl record (I like to think) is a symbol of generational distrust and dissatisfaction with the fragmentation of albums into modular mp3 tracks, flagging the entire concept of the ‘album’ as a singular whole. So often when artists are condensed into a digital music library the individuality and uniqueness of music is blended into a mediocre pulp, reflecting only the band’s label (their name) and not their ideas, characteristics, and actual identity as a record can.

The vinyl record is nostalgia for bygone eras we never belonged to, when music was morphed and moulded by causes worth fighting for as well as experimentation with mind-expanding and self-destructing substances; when youth would come together to enjoy music and not pit against each other in search for some kind of shallow self-satisfaction that comes when Wanky O’Jackass knows 13 bands Emo McIndiepants has never heard of.

It is also for scenester kids who don’t own record players but still want to look cool, to have their own special sections of Real Groovy. Yet despite their best efforts to impress, they’ll still pick out that CSS album every time.

Vinyl is society’s #1 laziness fighter: no matter how good the new GTA is you still have to get off your ass and flip the record over to side B.

The vinyl resurgence has also helped the sales of many psuedo- 1950’s cheap replica juke-box-esque record players with sub par quality from Iko Iko and various novelty stores. Awesome.

The vinyl record abruptly stops and the needle swings moodily back to its cradle, with a manner of ‘don’t disturb me again fucker’; maybe, beyond all things mentioned, it is this character of the vinyl experience which is making it so popular. In an increasingly insensitive and impersonal world, vinyl offers music lovers a connection to their art that CDs and especially digital music struggle to present. The sheer effort it takes to maintain a vinyl record can only be done properly by those who truly care for them. The practice of putting on a vinyl LP and watching it slowly swirl in front of you offers a level of personal involvement with the music that other formats cannot: you have to put the record on the turntable, and switch between 45 and 78rpm depending on the record; you have to maintain the needle and be delicate when lowering it onto the record; you get to watch the music manifest in front of you, and for some reason, you can understand how this record works. Even when there are no speakers plugged in, you can still hear the music rise of the speakers like invisible smoke. It makes music real. The warmth offered by a vinyl sound puts to shame the thin over-polished of a ‘digitally re-mastered’ specimen’s audacious claim of superiority.

Perhaps this is why so many are now giving up the pursuit of CDs and switching to or back-to vinyl.

Cold War Kids - Loyalty to Loyalty

The sobering tones of Cold War Kids (CWKs) second full-length release Loyalty to Loyalty has received a sound lashing from trendster music sites (yes, yes Pitchfork etc.). Admittedly, this is in part justified as CWKs have followed an astonishing debut (Robbers and Cowards) with a less endearing and accessible album, which makes the listener work harder to enjoy it.

Loyalty to Loyalty is not as much of a complete package as their debut, and yes, at times Willetts vocals are too strained and yes, in ‘Avalanche in B’ he seems to make up the melody as he goes along. The first half of the record features frantic tracks of a heart-pumping pace, in the manner of a spastic ‘Hang Me Up To Dry’. This is followed by a 180-turn into a second half of mostly slow, drunken blues, which in the wake of the blood-thirsty openers seem to drag horribly. Such quirks are abrasive on first listen, but after the second or third it becomes easy to look past such trifles and investigate into whether Loyalty to Loyalty delivers quality, substantial music.

The conclusion: yes, it most certainly does. The mentioned annoyances are in truth normal teething problems of a maturing act. The lyrical content is still blatantly political, and reflective of American society although perhaps not as acute as it could be. The dominant music elements come from the percussion section: where the strutting, chirpy guitar parts and syncopated gospel vocals once dominated on Robbers and Cowards, the drums and rhythm now reign. With patience, Loyalty to Loyalty quickly gains the endearing charisma of its predecessor and moulds to the musical palette. ‘I’ve Seen Enough’, ‘Every Valley Is Not A Lake’, and first single ‘Something Is Not Right With Me’ are arguably the finest blues-rock (with wonderful touches of soul) the band has yet produced and act as the hooks of the record to bait and hold the listener.

After the initial buzz of the bam-bam-bam-bam outbreak of exhilarating tracks from ‘Mexican Dogs’ to ‘Welcome to the Occupation’ drunken disorientation sinks in. ‘Golden Gate Jumpers’ slouches over a bar in North Beach, San Francisco and recites miserable but enticing tales of suicide in a classic cabaret fashion, with those moments of whimsical genius followed by the cringe-worthy antics of the premature-drunk at the party. Cabaret and ragtime feature heavily on the record, as CWKs undress their sound to the near naked roots of their influences.

Held to the audacious criteria of what is supposedly ‘excellence’ in contemporary alternative music, Loyalty to Loyaltyis a frustrating experience. But, saying ‘fuck you’ to music industry standards and analysing the record on merits of musicianship and meaning, this is a brilliant album. If you’re after a replica of Robbers & Cowards then prepare for brutal disappointment. Loyalty to Loyalty is an important step towards maturity for Cold War Kids and for those who open themselves to such endeavours, this album will become even more meaningful and endearing than their debut.

Amanda Palmer - Who Killed Amanda Palmer?

When I first heard Amanda Palmer was working on a solo album I immediately questioned her motivation. The theatrical singer/pianist and principal songwriter of The Dresden Dolls only has one other member in her band – drummer Brian Viglione – so how much could she possibly accomplish sonically and personally by simply dropping the other half of her band for an album?

It seems I underestimated Brian’s artistic input in The Dresden Dolls. Amanda has released an album revealing she clearly needed to get some very personal things off her chest, and do it by herself. Her method (for the most part) differs from the crash-and-bang sound she and her usual counterpart favour.

The style is mostly cabaret but done in the midst of uproar and commotion only Amanda could stir up. ‘Ampersand’ and ‘Leeds United’ are the early standouts. The former is a sweet, temperate song featuring piano and string, and Amanda’s strained vocals flowing along the lower melody, and chirping the occasional high note – honest and unrepentant with every pitch. The latter proves that pianos can still jam out awesome hard-rock in the 21st Century; as Amanda tries her damndest to keep the mic in the red, she is aided with an army of percussion and punchy brass.

‘Oasis’ features chirpy happy-go-lucky melodies ironically set against lyrics of depicting rape and abortion, which are apparently scars Amanda can live with since ‘’Oasis got my letter in the mail’.’ Alongside such dense emotion feature entirely stripped-back tracks featuring Amanda just doing her thing at her piano – although usually accompanied by a string section.

For Dresden Dolls fans, don’t worry, Amanda Palmer will not disappointed you… I find it hard to believe a character so brutally honest with her self and her fans ever could. Her presence in the music is as potent and audacious as ever, and (I can’t help but express this cliché) this is an album which gets more amazing with every listen. Go and listen to it! Listen to it right now!

Superturtle - To the Rescue

It was such a wonderful and unexpected surprise when Superturtle’s debut album complete with vinyl 45 ‘Never Come Back/All My Friends’ single turned up in the Salient office, and it is an album which has put the most unusual spark in what has been – up till then – a pretty meh week.

Superturtle create music that sounds like it has just got laid, then maybe smoked a joint. It is sweet, gentle, and leisurely ease while simultaneously packing an absurd amount of quirkiness and melodic and rhythmic variety, as well being a little smug about it all. Which is cool, they deserve confidence: they’ve attempted to break loose of the typical ‘indie’ sound and travel in the direction that has suited them, fuelled by experience, influence, and musical talent. The result is an album that offers something new with every track – from fuzzy pop (‘The Whole Night Through’), to hard-focused post-punk (‘Cash that Cheque’), to deep moaning brass and adorable space-wobbles (‘All Our Friends’) – and an approach to music to has valued artistic integrity over ego and reputation.

Their charm stems from an aura much like the bright New Zealand suns of old. They are rediscovering music with a New Zealand flavour without resorting to dub/roots or blindly following international indie trends like zombies and calling it ‘local’. Bands such as The Mutton Birds, Bressa Creeting Cake, Split Enz and – dare I say it – Goodshirt all spring to mind: perhaps it’s the squawking seagull samples, the confused stumbling bass lines, vocals thick a dated kiwi accent (from when it still betrayed our British heritage) or the plain down-right originality. But more-so I think they all share a musical style that is earnest and innocent, flowing with youthful innovation. Yes, there is something to this stubborn Auckland sound that is just bloody wonderful!

Of course it should be no surprise that the single is such a wonderful mix of old and new: featuring on the record are Debbie Silvey from Garageland, Ricky McShane who (along with Silvey) is from Chainsaw Masochist, and Ben Furniss who (along with McShane) is from White Swan Black Swan, accompanied but the fucking Hot Grits horn section! The band began as Darren McShane’s (Chainsaw Masochist and BFM DJ) pet project and it grew to become the five-piece it is today.

However I will say that after listening to the single featuring All Our Friends and Never Came Back on the warm crackling fireside sound of vinyl, the CD does sound comparatively flat and chilly: another testament to the contemporary relevance of vinyl. Although Superturtle have attempted a masterful album of alt-pop I have to conclude that they haven’t quite pulled it off. Sometimes their simplicity consequentially leads to a lack of substance. For a debut, I think that is forgivable considering that To The Rescue is a solid foundation on which to build a good career.

Underage Venues: Where do the Children Play?

One thing I’ve noticed during my gig-going of late is the growing number of people at concerts who infuriate me, and I’ve managed to carelessly group such people into two categories: those who go to gigs but aren’t there for the music and those who love the music but simply don’t know how to behave at gigs. I sound like a dick but let’s be honest, when you go to see a band there are a set of common-fucking-sense guidelines you’re obligated to follow that ensure you and your music loving peers all have a cool time. Such as: it’s cool to be drunk and a little nuts, it’s not cool to be the one-man-mosh pit. Another is it’s cool you’re at the gig but it is not cool to form a circle with your buds in the middle of the audience to chatter and take pictures of yourselves; when everybody there has paid $60 to see this band we expect you to please shut the fuck up and watch them. There are rules. And the only way to learn these rules is to go to gigs, go to them constantly and learn how annoying you are. Everybody has to.

Which brings me to the point: I believe for this reason we need a space in Wellington where high school aged kids can get together, see awesome up-and-coming bands, learn local band knowledge, expand their musical palette, and learn the ropes of live music early to become cool rule-abiding gig-goers that don’t fuck us all off when they reach university. Wellington – we need an awesome underage venue.

Of course there’s Zeal, the underage (sorry, all ages) club at Glover Park between Garett and Ghuznee Streets. Zeal is heavily funded by the City Council and the Ministry of Youth Development, among others. While the emos seem to love it, the place has heavy overtones of general patronising uncoolness that turn much of its target audience away. We need somewhere that is bigger, better and cooler, that doesn’t remind its clientele at every step that they are lame 15 year olds who can’t get in to real bars.

I have no other expectation than for this plea to fall on a city of deaf ears. Most of us couldn’t give less of a shit whether high school kids have their own place to party or not. But we provide young sport enthusiasts with teams and a place to practice; we provide young skateboarders with parks where they can skate in a safe atmosphere off the streets; why not get that shaky, self-doubting kid off MSN on Friday nights and provide him with a place where he can make some friends and gain confidence in himself? God forbid, he might even form a band!

Unfortunately, underage venues always struggle because there’s simply no money in them. The Zeal website even admits that “All-ages are nearly impossible to run at a profit”. Young people rarely have much money of their own to spend and, more importantly they can’t legally purchase alcohol. And as we know, the money made off booze is the key component to whether a venue succeeds or not. Wellington’s only other underage venue, Old Studio 9 on Edward Street, recently closed because the owners couldn’t make the rent with door charges and soft drink sales alone.

So if we can’t have a cool underage venue, and we want kids to gain an education on gig-going and music, what options remain? Sure, the ones who really, truly want to see live music will find a way to do it; fake IDs, sneaking in, etc., but these are hardly positive options for the majority of young people.

The only other alternative is for promoters and tour organizers to make deals with venues that result in more under 18 gigs at places like San Fran, Bodega, and Happy, which either close the bar (there’s that problem again) or give those over the age of 18 bar access with a different entry stamp. I’m aware that this still happens, but it is becoming rarer and rarer.

So I open the floor to feedback. Does Wellington need a venue that can provide an education for our younger brothers and sisters? Is it worth pressuring the right groups into providing Under 18 gigs or are there other, more productive alternatives? Or is the whole thing just silly, plain ole silly?

Ethical - Ages Turn

Ethical has produced an impressive debut album. He is a talented rapper who has confidence in his artistic credibility, and it shows. Ages Turn is a polished, well produced album which portrays Ethical as a rapper who takes himself and his music seriously, in an age after rap has been thoroughly raped by the major music industry.

The real key to this album, apart from the fact that his lyrics are brilliant, is that you can believe he is a real musician. Each song is unique and different from the last, and each bar seems to have undergone a painful amount of attention to detail. He uses samples, synthesisers and string arrangements which harmoniously thread through each other to create a different, originally composed backing track on each song.

This is a rapper I’m proud is from New Zealand, and hell he has some shit to say. He – thank god – ventures away from the New Zealand flagpoint lyrics about the South Auckland ghetto and shootings in Manakau and advances to constructive reflections of a New Zealand that sheltered muppets like John Key could never dream of.

There is not much you can pick out and criticise with Ages Turn. It appears to be a complete hip hop package – while I wasn’t entirely blown away, each aspect of the album delivers beyond expectation.

This is hip-hop all young New Zealanders should be able to enjoy. It is innovative, intelligent, and comes straight from the blood and background of the artist. Hopefully Ethical continues the standard Ages Turn has set and continues to advance his talent and stick to his own thing.

Emmylou Harris - Red Dirt Girl

There is something disgustingly Freudian about loving Emmylou Harris. Yes, she is sexually exciting, but she’s old enough to be my grandmother. Her music is beautiful and enticing … but it’s country! What does this say about me?

Not a hell of a lot it seems, since Red Dirt Girl (2000) is hardly your conventional country album. Emmylou Harris is one of the most progressive and renowned contemporary artists in her genre and on Red Dirt Girl she displays how she can look forward and reach to new colourful pastures with her sound, while keeping her post in the traditional bedrock of country music.

There is no denying Red Dirt Girl produces true, gutsy country music, beautified with Emmylou’s personal touches. The traditional country slide guitar is there, but it’s warped and distorted, creating an ambience that could be paralleled with Sigur Rós. The acoustic guitar is thin in the country way, but yet deep and brooding, as if doting on the skeletons in its closet. And if you need further evidence you need look no further than Emmylou’s shaky Southern accent (pronouncing ‘dirt’ as ‘durrt’), wailing out forlorn stories of Alabama.

David Crosby once said “Country music has always been about telling a story. If you don’t have a story, you don’t have a country song.” Perhaps what makes Red Dirt Girl so compelling is Emmylou’s storytelling, as she collects her small-town life experiences and musical ability to haul them to new places, reciting remarkable dusttinted tales along the road. The album is positively bursting with alcoholic fairytales of the south; perhaps this is where Red Dirt Girlcollects its name.

The Red Dirt Girl herself is ‘Lilian’, who had always dreamed of a bigger life away from her ‘red dirt town’, but only lives to witness an abusive father, her brother’s death in Vietnam, an early pregnancy and consequential wedlock, culminating in her addiction to alcohol and tablets. She never does leave that town. Cool.

If you’re not into country but still open-minded then don’t worry, this isn’t like what your mum listens to. Emmylou uses noises, beeps and samples (including the odd dial tone) to aide her storytelling and enrich her music.

Maybe it is this innovation why Red Dirt Girl is so beloved.

Nick Drake - Bryter Layter

I wonder if the sweet, otherworldly strains of Nick Drake have become somewhat derelict in all the buzz and bug-eyed excitement of contemporary music. I imagine him contently pulling at his guitar strings in a secluded corner, unperturbed and ignorant of the bedraggled neon maelstrom of the world swirling around him.

Bryter Layter certainly gives this impression of Drake. As a musician who is typically tied to the folk genre, he doesn’t limit himself to the traditional thin guitar and raw unfinished sound of the folk of Seeger, Dylan, or Cohen. Drake stakes his claim as a musician who will do whatever he wants with his art, and one who uses his influences as a contribution to his own talent and not as a one-way linear channel to his music.

Drake’s guitar work produces a soft, deep, wooden timbre which easily befriends the established dreamy ambience of leisurely oboe and clarinet, hocketing piano and the odd scat flute solo. Such is the departure from the common notion of folk that the album may feel more at home in one of the jazz sub-genres. The pulse and rhythm are positively riddled with jazz influence, and sometimes the only folkish ties that remain are the 2/4 time signature and one-man-and-his-guitar image on the cover, disguising the one-man-and-his-five-piece-band reality.

His unmistakable airy, golden voice seamlessly slides between acting as a third string instrument with the violins and guitar, and a piping woodwind with the flute and saxophone. So smooth is the harmony between voice and score that at times, his finely articulated lyrics get lost in the sonic forest around them.

Despite its 1970 release date, Bryter Layter may as well have been written and recorded today. The album has a timeless sound that failed to follow musical trends of the time that could date it, another testament to Drakes independent attitude. Let’s not forget about dear Nick, even if you’ve never heard him before, on first listen you’ll how much you’ve missed him.

Album Review: The Living End – White Noise

The Living End had a bad case of writer’s block before entering the studio to record their fifth album White Noise, and the finished product doesn’t hide it very well. While not posing any serious offences to the listener, White Noisedoesn’t exactly produce excitement either. The three-piece hasn’t ventured far from their standard sound, or in that case tried anything new at all… Odd, considering the circumstances. While tired bands such as Coldplay are trying so hard to resuscitate their sound, you’d think The Living End – who have a decade of experience under their belt – would be attempting to exorcise their musical demons by exploring new territory.

While there may not be any evidence of experimentation, the same cannot be said of the band’s attempt to produce a quality punk-rock record. Yet, again the overall outcome seems hesitant, held-back and uncertain as though the End were trying harder not to fuck up than to make awesome music. Their usual bite, the wild do-whatever-the-fuck-we-want attitude is absent. The very opening distorted guitar riff on ‘How Do We Know’ is pretty cool, but sadly acts as the premature high-point of the album. Seventh track ‘Loaded Gun’ seems to be taken from the AC/DC111 textbook, and ‘White Noise’ the single can very easily sum up the album: clean-cut, shiny, unthreatening pop-rock.

Again, unusually for the End, the lyrics don’t take aim at popular political topics: although there is a vague theme of politics throughout the album, this may come just as much from forceof- habit as intention, as Chris Cheney fails to vocalise any depth behind his lyrics. The exception to the rule is ‘21st Century’, on which the End hate on Bush and global warming. The track is just as much cringe-worthy as political as Cheney sings “Mohammad Ali, Kurt Cobain, there’s no such thing as cheap cocaine” …cool. ‘Prisoner of Society’ seems a long, long time ago.

White Noise is a 50:50. Sure it’s pretty boring and may as well not exist for the impact it makes. But it’s not bad music either. It’s well written, well performed, and well produced; it just doesn’t offer a lot. I’m sure to the intelligent university music lover White Noise will be a swing and a miss, but it will be beloved by your 14 yearold sister. As they say, take it or leave it.

A Low Hum Inc. aka The Scene that Celebrates Itself

In early 1990s London there was an exceptionally small and exclusive pool of musicians, producers and journalists who promoted each other’s gigs, played together, drank together, and cast themselves into the spotlight of the media and music fans. This was The Scene That Celebrated Itself. Such mutual support within a scene – although a charming idea – should be a prospect that is horribly familiar for most Wellingtonians, seeing that our music scene is embedded with the most self-promoting, self-glorifying and incestuous bad blood to ever plague New Zealand music DNA: A Low Hum.

A Low Hum (ALH) was born when ‘Blink’ (Ian Jorgenson) began organising tours for small indie bands around New Zealand. The first ALH tour featured Ejector and Degrees K in September 2003. After a Batrider tour the following April, Blink continued to tour bands almost every month or so until 2007, and it was awesome. During these early years A Low Hum held a light to the unexplored abyss of New Zealand music. Not only did it promote small bands by touring them, it also released compilation CDs, catalogues, and a local knowledge publication to educate anyone interested of the unknown potential New Zealand music holds.

A Low Hum gigs gained a reputation of being unique and chaotic, where the barrier between celebrity performer and grateful audience were smashed down. The music offered by bands such as The Phoenix Foundation, Cut Off Your Hands (aka Shaky Hands), So So Modern, The Shocking Pinks, Connan and the Mockasins, and Die! Die! Die! was so very different, so very original, and so full of fresh untapped energy which was unleashed live, and poured into the audience through electric waves of ecstasy. Provoked by yet another DIY revolution The Mint Chicks and This Night Creeps had initiated, bizarre previously unheard music escaped the bedroom and entered the spotlight, with A Low Hum as its mentor.

For a while it was beautiful. A new movement, so full of promise was in motion; the future of New Zealand alternative music away from the insipid New Zealand On Air funded bands looked bright. A Low Hum gained momentum, and the first Camp A Low Hum festival was held in February 2007. A shambolic, folkey festival, Camp was all about the music: musicians in trees, people strumming guitars, singing and dancing, music was always happening somewhere: it was small, peaceful, and wonderful. Camp 2008 would prove to be very different.

Their live spectacle at the 2007 Camp combined with over a year of extensive touring saw Wellington’s So So Modern begin to lead the pack as they became the quintisential Low Hum act, and kings of the Wellington indie scene, and not undeservingly. Why? Because they were fucking amazing. More than possibly any other Low Hum act, So So Modern released a beast on stage. Their music was powerful, forceful, and out of control. Through this band ALH and its followers found a central identity, a force strong enough to carry the movement, be it’s Jack Skellington and see ALH endure. With all the love, trust, and potential of the movement placed in this band, So So Modern and it’s Wellington sub-scene became a figure which if corrupted would corrupt everything.

As well as flowering a new scene, So So Modern set a benchmark for all ‘indie’ bands that came after them, and brought maturity and concreted credibility to ALH. This is what ‘indie’ looked like, and this is what A Low Hum could do: start an entirely new movement of explosive sounds, bright clothing, and awesome feelings. Little if any thought was given to the fact that So So Modern, sooner or later, would have done it by themselves, and consequently A Low Hum has been given nothing but support from a Wellington scene which has lapped up everything ALH likes, recommends or masturbates over and heralded it as law. So So Modern were the new shit, and everybody wanted to be like the new shit.

In early 2007 things were already changing. This Night Creeps had broken up the year before. The Sneaks and Connan and the Mockasins moved overseas, and most importantly The Mint Chicks and So So Modern’s live performances started to seriously deteriorate. In the sense of the former, perhaps they had just passed their New Zealand use-by date and needed to move on, but in the case of So So Modern there is little excuse. In the absence of such live whirlwinds that once exercised the underground fans of New Zealand, ALH and its subscenes in the cities grew fat and bloated.

The scene extended to include a network of copy-cat wannabe bands who retained little of the original force and ethics of the ALH movement and thus ushered in a very lazy fat-cat indie scene, crystalised through the medium of ALH which was beginning to change character.

The result has been a surge of psuedo-alternative acts riding off the strength of the A Low Hum scene, and its fresh, trendy ‘indie’ image. Bands such as Teenwolf and Brand New Math in Auckland; Frase + Bri and Bang! Bang! Eche! in Christchurch; and the now departed Holiday with Friends, and Little Pictures here in Wellington have wriggled their way into popularity by playing the right-sound to sedated-ALHloyalists and befriending their way through the right channels. But in reality these bands are no more than the crusting semen of New Zealand underground music after the orgasm that was So So Modern. It felt good at first, but now we’re all just covered in wank. Especially here in Wellington, what we are left with is a scene that simply cannot think for itself and question the quality music that is produced. Instead of playing music for the pleasure of communicating ideas, feelings, and experiences (which music is supposed to do) ALH bands it seems now play for the sake of being seen and being scene.

Camp 2008 only highlighted this fact. So So Modern were the prize celebrities of the event, alienated from the audience by their extensive network of leech friends, and scene bands, the barrier only contributing further to a deterioration of their live act. Little attention was paid to the actual quality of music present, and special attention was paid to the quality of ‘party’. Music is meant to be a party: the motto of the new ALH scene.

Fortunately this is just the tip of the iceberg and New Zealand is riddled with a wealth of promising bands, full of potential and waiting to be discovered. Bands such as Death in Gaza, New Friend, Sora Shima, and Amy Racecar are continuing to show an absurd amount of awesomeness, and absolutely rip apart Wellington-ALH-scene bands live, but are still struggling for recognition. Granted, some of these bands have played at the Campfestival but the four days’ attention they’re given there compared to the years of attention a band like Shaky Hands was gifted is hardly compensation. And so unfortunately these bands are not attaining the attention and credit they deserve, and the fat-cat indie scene refuses to roll.

A Low Hum’s purpose in New Zealand is dwindling. Early ALH celebrities have either grown too big for their boots and moved offshore (The Sneaks, Cut Off Your Hands) or have been forgotten and left in the dust in the shadow of more successful and profitable acts (Yokel Ono). Its future will probably involve a more concentrated focus on the Camp festival and on the record label (which has already signed three artists), while Blink casts his eyes overseas to see what international talent he can dig up. Blink probably never predicted the monster that his movement has turned out to be, but like it or not we’re all stuck with it. New Zealanders have loved the emergence of an institution that has brought the undercurrents of kiwi music into the light, but now maybe it is time for ALH to step aside, release its tight grasp on the power it holds, and a let a new movement arise.

Weezer - Red Album

As they’ve swung from album to album Weezer have managed to evoke an entire repertoire of despairing knee-jerk reactions from their fans. From ‘this isn’t like their last album’ to ‘what the fuck were they thinking!?’ to ‘who are these yokels and how can I get them to stop aurally molesting me?’ On their third self-titled Red album they’ve finally landed on the heartbreaking ‘I just don’t know anymore’. Weezer have at last gone full circle and made music that is not much a shadow of their former awesomeness as more of a suicide note.

The album is a case of an old dog refusing to learn new tricks: lo-fi quality songs produced by a high profile band on a high-fidelity record. This approach was never going to work, and it doesn’t. The sound is too polished to be appealing. Weezer’s dirty guitar riffs that were once raw and captivating have been so heavily doused in varnish that on first listen they slipped right off me.

Tracks Troublemaker and Pork and Beans display that if anything Weezer’s music has actually diminished in maturity. They no longer have the credibility to get away with childish lyrics, unattractive rhythms, and a cute demeanour. It’s stupid, and it would help Weezer a great deal if they decided to just grow the fuck up and move on.

The slow soulful Heart Songs is as close as the album comes to producing four minutes of honest music. While seeming sincere, the soppy lyrics that reflect back to Weezer’s glory days of the early ‘90’s have little more effect than to present a pathetic apology for the rest of the album.

So this is not an album oozing with originality. This is an album of Weezer trying to be influenced by their own sound, and inevitably failing. It is an album of Weezer becoming a bad Weezer cover band.

However I’m willing to forgive all of this if only because the last track is the best cover of The Band’s The Weight I have ever fucking heard; the nerve of these guys to annoy the shit out of me for ten tracks only to give me the puppy eyes! Daw, Weezer your album might be intolerable and on the intellectual level of a commerce student, but you’re alright. Actually, I kind of feel like listening to it again.

Sigur Ros – Með Suð í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalaust (‘With a Buzz in Our Ears We Play Endlessly’)

Sigur Rós have turned over a new leaf with their fifth album Með Suð í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalaust (‘With a Buzz in Our Ears We Play Endlessly’). The record’s sound is comparatively stripped alongside its predecessors, a transformation the band claim is influenced by a series of acoustic performances they held throughout their native Iceland in 2006, as documented in their film Heima.

It can be said that the sonic language of Sigur Rós is one truly unique in the realm of music. Their desire to deliver the true essence of their craft has seen the band’s music earn a reputation of being breathtakingly existential, and too beautiful to be described with justice in any human tongue.

Indeed, the idea of communication resonates throughout Með Suð, the opening track even being titled ‘Gobbledigook’, which from its first bar betrays that Sigur Rós have been re-evaluating their approach to music. It is a song featuring a sporadic acoustic guitar riff favouring the offbeat and rivalling pounding war-rhythm percussion. This foundation layered with hissing hand claps and Jon Birgissons sweet, shrill vocals creates an illusion that the different instrumental parts truly are speaking gobbledigook to each other in the search for some sort of cohesion.

Strikingly, ‘Gobbledigook’ is missing Sigur Rós’ trademark backdrop of whining fluid noise (created by the use of a cello-bow on electric guitar) that has so shaped the entire ambience of the bands sound, making the music naked and youthful in comparison with their earlier work. This revelation is consistent throughout the album, and when the bow-guitar technique is used, such as during the reflective ‘Festival’ it is done so in moderation. Every note is now heard with crystal perfection and it is as though after four albums a dense fog has lifted from Sigur Rós’ music, and it can now be viewed with a clarity not previously possible. The sound has become grounded, at times following a strict verse-chorus structure. The songs no longer follow their own will but are more controlled, plotted, and nursed.

Still, being Sigur Rós, the album cannot save itself at times from grandiose indulgence; the nine minute ‘Ára bátur’ climaxing in a finale featuring a boys’ choir and a 67-piece orchestra. Although the music is as absurdly beautiful as ever, the construction of such a thick sound is not exactly continuous with the rest of the album. However it would only take one listen of Með Suð for it to be apparent to any Sigur Rós fan that the band is undergoing development, making discontinuity somewhat excusable.

Perhaps then we can view their musical progression in a linear fashion, and state that debut Von (1997) through to fourth LP Takk (2005) were a progressive first chapter in Sigur Rós ‘ musical journey. With that experience in hand, Með Suð it seems is the first page of another.

Let there be no two ways about it, this is a gorgeous album. And although it may not be as musically accomplished asTakk it is delightful to see Sigur Rós reach this point. In its fifty-five minutes Með Suð captures such a carefree and euphoric enchantment at not only in the disappearing beauty in the world, but that their music is a justifiable representation of it. With the still churning melodies of their untitled album and Ágætis Byrjun and the roaring passion of Takk behind them, Sigur Rós it seems have finally decided they’ve smashed down enough walls and are looking in a new direction; a turning point in their musical career.

Live: Here's To Future Days

Here’s to future days”: the title for the three-day music festival was an idealistic and optimistic toast to the undercurrents of New Zealand’s music culture that are supposedly going to flower into beautiful things. Thought Creature, Malenky Robot, Cherry’s Gemstones, Bastard Sons of Greypower, Big Flip the Massive, This City Sunrise, and Dial all featured in the line up, and by the end of the festival had worked me into a state of near alcoholism.

I had to admire the spirit behind the event, as it truly was a good attempt at promoting small bands that (for the most part) show promise, but honestly I was shit-bored the whole time. The music offered was at times ridiculous and degrading to the intelligence of the onlookers, and most of the few dozen people that were there had left Bodega well before the 1:30am finish.

Heat Like Me, the synthesised dance quartet were the apex of the entire ‘festival’, playing early on the second day, but after that the experience of “Future Days” was one giant fucking fingernail screeching over a blackboard. I don’t know what two-piece Goodbye Galaxy (feat. the event organiser Bernie “Galaxy”) would describe their genre as, but it certainly isn’t anything near music. Their awful synthesised space sounds, and vocals of a girl screaming “you mother fucking slut” as shrill as possible, wasn’t ‘art’, it wasn’t even a novelty, it was shit. Tommy Ill’s effect on the Wellington scene is also wearing off. You can only witness him attempt irony at rapping about how famous he is, to an audience made up entirely of his friends so many times before what used to be “fun” just becomes stupid. The majority of the rest of the sets passed without really offering anything special. Malenky Robot, however, are always a treat and the bland acts surrounding them made their set all the better, although I was a little sad to realise that their once quirky post-punk has now dissolved into plain hardcore. This City Sunrise were another highlight, if just comparatively.

Honestly I don’t know what else to say about the festival except I felt deflated and incredibly cheated. If these really are to be the ‘Future Days’ then I thank Thought Creature for composing music so insipid, bland and depressing that spectators will kill themselves before these bands are ever popular. ‘Here’s to Future Days’? I’d sooner say ‘Here’s to Global Warming’, at least that will be a quick death.

Magnetic Fields - Holiday

Holiday, released in 1994, shyly sits in the cobwebbed corners of The Magnetic Fields discography. Its importance to the formation of modern-day synth-pop is rarely doted on. Not only is it a blueprint for the structure of modern synthpop, it was recorded during the crossroads of alternative music, when the twin obsessions of the 1980s, rave and post-punk were past the apex of their popularity and more alt-rock orientated scenes were gaining momentum. Such is the strange overlapping of historical genre that can be heard in Holiday: the long, churning vocals of Stephin Merrit reflect those of post-punk artists Ian Curtis and Ian McCulloch. The synthesised foundation, drum machine and simple (but nonetheless effective) melody draw reference to the influence of 1980s rave and synthesised music, culminating in an original blend of flavour were so unlike anything else at the time.

Synth-pop that is solely ‘fun’ is one dimensional but Holiday delivers fun with wicked intelligence. We are introduced to Holiday with ‘BBC Radiophonic Workshop’, a 22 second track of clean, upbeat, synth fun which immediately captures any wandering interest in the listener and pins it to the stereo (think Grayson Gilmour’s short synth tracks). The following ‘Desert Island’ illustrates the reoccurring theme of irony as Merrit sings “I’ll be the madness that carries you away / I’ll be the sadness to light your darkest day”. The strange but delightful abandonment of reason in the quest for irony would well suit as a vibe that is continuous throughout Holiday as Merrit’s vocals carry and softly fade alongside rhythms that are impossible to grow tired of, and outlandish stories of life.

The brooding ‘In My Secret Place’ is a wonderful orchestration of diverse musical elements and styles. The slow, longing, almost depressing vocals are strangely backed by an upbeat tempo, a colourful synth line, and Commander Keen-esque effects during the chorus. The track twists the album’s mood slightly, taking it down a notch as if starting a long slow breath out, setting the scene for one of the masterpieces of The Magnetic Fields entire discography ‘Take Ecstasy With Me’.

A melancholy but triumphant piece ‘Take Ecstasy with Me’ closes the album. This is a track that can proudly stand side by side with Joy Divisions’ epic ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’; Not only does Merrit’s voice sound all too reminiscent that of Ian Curtis, and does the synthesised pipe line sister that of the infamous synth riff of LWTUA, but it successfully manages to spark that dormant bed of existentiality in the listener that only awakens of true enlightenment.

Holiday demonstrates that synth-pop does not have to be glitz without the theory, and have provided a sublime blueprint of how to accomplish depth within synthesised music. The Magnetic Fields, and they’re musical design may come as a bit of a shock to the modern synth-pop fan. Indeed it may be a bit of reach to truly understand the bizarre variety in Holiday but I believe we owe it to ourselves to, for once, meet music halfway and make the effort to educate ourselves on what can be beautiful music, and beautiful synth-pop. It does exist.

Placebo - Without You I'm Nothing

I will admit that my experiences with homosexuality aren’t many. Apart from watching the more bizarre documentaries on Animal Planet and staring with an unusual fixation at Grayson Gilmour crooning at the piano, I consider myself pretty straight and narrow. In fact in my younger years I wouldn’t have even permitted the thought of anything past a platonic relationship with my own gender to cross my mind; that is until Placebo forced me to meet and befriend the issue face to face.

Without You I’m Nothing is Brian Molko’s second entry in his journal about coming to grips with his bisexual instincts, and his general pain at living a fucked up existence as a fucked up person, stereotyped, branded, and ostracised from a fucked up society. It is the story of a battle that seems ultimately futile, but he never lets go of the foolish hope that with a bit of help from the dragon in his vain, the pain will subside.

Away from Placebo’s notoriously explicit image and Molko’s reputation for being controversially androgynous, it was this quality of melancholic expectation that made the album so unusually striking. For me, as a child of 11 years and horribly ignorant of the world of alternative music, it was Placebo’s portrayal of alternative ideas in such an original and accessible form that made the album so very compelling.

My initial relationship with Without You I’m Nothing was little more than chance hearings of Brian Molko’s, sweet, feminine voice carrying through my brother’s bedroom door. Every time I ventured to the bathroom at 3am I would catch snippets of such strange and uncomfortable lyrics about crawling skin, wasted chances, and stolen smiles. I couldn’t make a sandwich without being filled with sadomasochistic and homoerotic mental imagery of thighs bleeding through ripped stockings, and boys dressed up in leather gowns. For a young mind such ickiness was surely disturbing, but Placebo’s blunt honesty in discussing the seedy under-scrotum of society (that we are so afraid to discuss) made them undeniably awesome.

Despite being criticized as playing off an image to sell albums, it was this honesty that made them a genuine alternativepunk band. They were out to fulfill the objective only the best musicians aspire to: not to ‘rock out’, nor to ‘tear the shit apart’, only to express themselves justly with music. Molko’s lyrics are as brutally honest as they are bitter, spiteful grudging and yet somehow content. This tense confusion fuels the first half of the album, through ‘Pure Morning’, ‘Ask for Answers’ and is finally released in the title track ‘Without You I’m Nothing’. This is a song featuring an exasperated, meandering guitar part which gasps for breath after every line Molko slurs out. The song climaxes and the tension released as Molko realizes “Without you I’m nothing, Without you I’m nothing at all.”

The remainder of the album holds more of a confidence about it. ‘Summer’s Gone’, ‘My Sweet Prince’, and ‘Burger Queen are sweetened in the wake of ‘Without You I’m Nothing’s epiphany, and are more quietly reflective than disturbing.

Although it is hardly commonplace to see this album heralded as a ‘classic’, but based on its musical merits, its continuity, its message and its absolutely beautiful substance, it fucking well should be. At least Salient has the insight and the taste to see how amazing this album was, past the short-sighted focus of its two major singles ‘Pure Morning’ and ‘Every Me Every You’ and the impact they had on pop-culture. If you haven’t heard this album in its entirety (this is an ‘album’ from start to finish) then next time your dog dies, or your girlfriend leaves you, give it a shot. It makes life better.

Live: Ratatat, 1st May, 2008

San Fran Bathhouse
Thursday 1st May

Increasingly trendy North American two-piece Ratatat are somewhat of an illkept secret in nerdy indie circles, and that’s probably because their synth & guitarbased instrumental music is really pretty damn good. So you can understand my complete surprise at how their live show at a totally packed Bodega turned out to be a total non-event.

Support band Little Pictures once again failed to interest – let alone warm up – a crowd away from their sceney friends at Mighty Mighty. The very fact that this ‘band’ which produces such a shallow and exploitative representation of music (including only a patronisingly simple synthesiser melody and a drum machine) was chosen to open for such a successful and talented international act is a great embarrassment for New Zealand music. We constantly wank off about how deep and strong musical talent is in this country and yet the best opener we can scrape together for Ratatat were these pieces of shit. Seriously, was I the only one cringing?

Luckily, Ratatat didn’t leave us waiting long. They appeared to a tremendous cheer (with a third musician in tow) and burst straight into ‘Montanita’ from their sophomore album Classics. They were impressive at first, guitarist Mike Stroud rocked back and forth energetically at his guitar while Evan Mast busied himself at the keys. However, this on stage front varied little throughout their entire set and after the first few songs the sight got very repetitive and boring.

The sound quality also wasn’t up to scratch. The different musical lines were almost indistinguishable in the wall of sound coming from the speakers, and the tiny nuances and detailed differences that makes Ratatat’s music so good were sadly lost. However that didn’t stop the crowd from enjoying themselves and jumping along to favourites ‘Lex’, “Wild Cat’ and ‘Seventeen Years’. But really the only thing that saved this gig from being a bad one was that fact that Ratatats’ music is excellently composed and still enjoyable in a tiresome atmosphere. Apart from that, it was a bit of a yawn-fest.